Book Review – Existence (Existence Trilogy 1) by Abbi Glines

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2 Stars of Doom

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OH MY GOD YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME? I ran with this book trying to be forgiving, I kept telling myself not to be so spiteful and hateful toward it as I believed this was self published. I mean… if grammar was a living, breathing person, I’m pretty sure he would go and jump off a cliff after reading this. God knows i tried myself.

But really??? Someone read this and decided to publish it? I’m pretty sure the family cat could have done a better job at editing. For example… is it really necessary to say three times in a paragraph how someone’s eyes made her feel? There was just SO much waffle. If i was reading a paper copy i probably would have flicked ahead to see the impending misery which was the next couple of hours of my life.

Don’t even get me started on the characters names…. Pagan, Leif & Dank????? What the hell kind of name is that? It doesn’t say mysterious, sexy, intriguing or death … it makes him sounds like a problem you’d have at home with leaky pipes. “Honey, the pipes have burst, we have Dank in the basement again.”

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So lets start on Pagan…. She’s a moany, whiney, selfish, bitchy waste of space. Through pretty much this whole book she’s seeing this guy called Leif, star quarterback and really good boyfriend, sweet, kind & thoughtful. Pagan decides she doesn’t love him and she only has eyes for Dank. However she decides to string him along for the whole story. She uses him to make herself feel better and the poor guy doesn’t have a clue. This is the same girl who actually has the gall to call another girl ‘Kendra’ the school slut? Pfft. At least she’s honest instead of trying to pretend she’s a timid, good little girl. Oh the pathetic little bint even does a stint in a mental hospital cos she loves basking in her messed up ego.

Leif was extremely dull, and had the personality of an out of date Jacobs cracker. If your gonna write in a ‘nice guy’ into a story at least make him likeable…
Dank? His name describes his character to a T!
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Oh and this is a trilogy? SERIOUSLY? Someone read it and thought ‘whoopie lets make two more’. Talk about glutton for punishment… in fact, that must be what i am, as i will be reading the next book. Why? Because i simply wanna know what Leif is… really bad reason to waste a few hours of my life. Alas im a fool.

I was genuinely going to rate this as a 1* …I have only rated this as 2* due to the last 2 chapters. Its just a shame Pagan didn’t actually die and end of this selfish farce.

Anyway, thanks for reading what can only be called my 2* rant! Wait till you see a 1*!

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You actualy wanna read a copy of this? See below….. *grumbles*

Amazon.co.uk – Existence
Amazon.com – Existence

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